Labi one-laineri

Mēs liela daļa ikdienā sastopamies – vai nu paši lasot, vai arī dzirdot kādu atstāstot – draugiem.lv say sadaļas jokus, atziņas, kas vienā terminā saucami par “One-liners“, jo mūsdienu sociālajā interneta komunikācija, pasaulē, populāra ir īsa komunikācija – lielākais piemērs – twitter.com. Liela daļa one-laineru, ko es redzu iekš draugiem.lv ir latviskojumi, nevis orģināli, un pa cik es esmu kritis uz orģinālvalodu, tad nu neliela mana kolekcija.

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Savādāka pieeja lietām, var novest pie vēlamā mērķa.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Visā negatīvajā ir saksatāms kaut kas pozitīvs.

3. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

4. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Lai arī cik vecs Tu būsi, Tevi vienmēr dzīvos tavs iekšējais “es”, kas rodas ~7 gadu vecumā …

5. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

6. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Vārdu spēle, vārdu spēle.

7. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Mūsdienu patiesība.

8. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

9. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Terminoloģiski šitais laikam saucās selektīvi subjektīvā loģika

10. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Skarbā dzīves patiesība.

11. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Diversā, jeb apgrieztā loģika.

12. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

13. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

14. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

Optimista pirmais likums

15. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

16. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Kaut vai paskatamies uz vēsturi, bet domāju, katram tālu nav jāskatās.

17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Vai tad kaut kas nepareizi ? Ķeram mirkli

18. We have enough crime control. What we need is idiot control.

Īpaši piektdienu un sestdienu vakaros.

19. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

20. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

21. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

22. Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

23. People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.

Jeb mūsos visos dzīvo egoists.

24. People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.

25. Trust but verify.

Jeb … rezultāts, ja mācies no kļūdām.

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2 komentāri

1. Loģiķis says:

   04/11/2009 at 17:57

   Jautjājums – vai tas uz ko esi kritis ir oriģinālvaloda vai angļu valoda, jo maz ticams, ka citu valodu lietotājiem nav iešāvusies prātā neviena gudrība. Un no otras puses gandrīz droši, ka gadījumā ja kāds pasaka/uzraksta kādu domu graudu, tad tas tiek pārtulkots angliski.
2. Wieshka says:

   04/11/2009 at 22:38

   Drīzāk, problēma būtu tajā, ka ir teicieni kas ne angliski zaudē savu zemtekstu.

   Tāpat ir ar jebkuras citas valsts valodām.